I
know you's alls out there are hipsters and this be old news to the
likes of yous. But we live slower up in Weedpatch. So I's gotta
comment on this Kanye Kimmie offspring-naming of theirs. Those two
don't got the good sense God gave to a goose. Northwest?! Most
folk name a kid after a great aunt, bird, flower or famous actress.
But a direction? (Imagined lame-butt conversation) “Let's get out
the book of baby names sweetheart. Too late I already logged on to
mapquest.”
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
In
between re-reading the New Testament (the Old is just too much action
adventure for me these days, more destruction than Guardians of The
Galaxy) for the infinite time today and
no, I am a nun not one of these zealots who sits at Starbucks and
highlights passages and tries to recruit every passer by who just
wants their half non-fat, half soy, hotter than hell 120 degrees,
extra-foam pagan latte. I was led by God to this blog entry by Ham
(the Creationist and head of Answers in Genesis). He prostelitizes
"You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected
the whole universe," What?!! Oh no! Eve has enough guilt
already. Now she's responsible for Klingon's original sin too! I
admit The Blob was a glutton but E.T. was an angel! The only thing we
can do is all pray for the alien abduction of Ken Ham. He does look rather spacey, he does. But God bless you, Mr. Ham, for more material! I've
been invited to perform in the JaCqI
bOwE iS nOt qUiTe hErSeLfie
show in September. I think I will have to be starting a Coalition for the Equal Salvation Rights Of
Alternative Life Forms.That is assuming they have souls. If not, I am
sure the Catholic Church would be more than happy to sell them one.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)