Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Of course I am busy writing new material for the upcoming show! Sometimes a crazy life in show biz just scripts it for you!!!


The Phone Perils of Jacqi Bowe 10/16/13- What I said: "Hello, Is your activity director in?" What THEY said: "Yes." Looooooong silence. What THEY said: Nothing. Nothing at all. Very silent. (loooooooong beat) What they finally said:" Do you want to speak with her? What I really wanted to say: "No, not particularly. Just making sure they were available. I think it's important for employees to be available. After this conversation I will be available for the funny farm. I will replay this over and over in my head to try to understand why you couldn't infer that I wanted to speak with her. Okay, a little indirect for sure but I thought it was a polite way of asking for someone. Next time I will just call and say, “Give me your activity director.” No, I can't say that either, you will take it literally and say, "I just can't give her to you. Who are you? We don't just give away our employees. "Okay, I would like to speak with your activity director. "But they could just say, “That's nice. I don't know if she wants to talk with YOU. Who are you to just say what you want? Maybe she's not available. Maybe you should start by asking if she even has time for you.” What I say now: "Time for that booking agent!" But then I'll have to call and ask if they are available!

Friday, September 13, 2013

The Reviews are In!


What the fans are saying!!

"Very funny show....a must see. This gal is awesome! Kept me laughing all nite:)"
                                - Josephine 

“Great energy, Great characters! ...loved the songs...hysterical.”
- Stacy

“Terrific!!! One of a kind.”
Dianne

“Thanks for all the laughter I will relish ...It was great
night out for me and my Mom!”
- Liz

“I loved all the characters! All so different, really funny and fun. And the spontaineity and the songs!"
- Raphael

What I was thinking...
I can't see them. It's dark, but I can hear them laughing!

Slow down! Oh my God, can they see my wig cap?! (Where are my glasses?) My beret's falling off. Who just walked in? What's the transition? 

Why can't I just hop around, subject to subject? (I know, I know...I'll make the one linear person in the audience insane.)

Transitions! I've never seen a show that left me thinking, "Wow, I loved those transitions! The performer, the content, and the music all sucked, but those transitions were brilliant!" (...and now, accepting this year's Tony Award for best transitions...

Oh! The show's over! They're clapping (for me?). A lot! And they're still laughing! Whew! (They're not mocking me, are they?)

What just happened? 

Thank God we taped this! (I think)

Collette Eau De Toillette